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England: What day is today?
Ireland: It's Ju-
Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
Italy: Holy shit is that today.
England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via pizza)

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork, via sniffing)

metrogoon:

popunklouis:

mrsmoonbear-senpai:

popunklouis:

remember that rumor we all believed in middle school that marilyn manson got the bottom half of his ribcage removed so he could blow himself??

What the fuck kinda middle school did you go to

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word I deadass believed that

(via pizza)

weedshibe:

izhtiekz:

my friend just sent this to me with no context

how the FUCK am i supposed to fall asleep knowing this man exists

(via rose-tint-me)

secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

(via pizza)