boy moans are so nice
A TRUE MAN WILL MOAN AND NOT GIVE A FUCK
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY SOME GUYS FEEL AWKWARD ABOUT IT
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
family: says that you'll never have a successful future
family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible