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rubmyhuevos:

bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

A TRUE MAN WILL MOAN AND NOT GIVE A FUCK

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY SOME GUYS FEEL AWKWARD ABOUT IT 

(Source: bonerbae, via nihaopixie)

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

(Source: isunova, via mitt-bombney)

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman, via nessamazingg)

pizzaforpresident:

babyb0nez666:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

my names ashley…. lol

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my apologies, babyb0nez666

(via art-of-tr0lling)

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

osobigbear:

women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.

boycott humanity

(via art-of-tr0lling)

family: treats you like shit
family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
family: says that you'll never have a successful future
family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible

nihaopixie:

done-trying-sick-of-crying:

t-smile:

cutmyheartmakemebleed:

lady-0f-time:

sugar-velvet:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will. 

tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful

I’m like crying and shaking

Everyone needs to watch this

This hurt so much…

I  want to show my parents this but I can’t. This is so powerful. 

This brought me to tears. Holy shit.

this needs more notes.

I will reblog this every time it pops up on my dash

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

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